The unthinkable has happened. Your billionaire father Dan Danielson the 12th and his new wife, Celeste, have cut you off. You have to move out of your chic condominium into something called an “a-part-ment,” but how? You have to make frugal choices now, and your father has barred The Help from assisting you!
Believe it or not, you can move without hiring movers and without breaking your already broken bank. Take this as an opportunity to demonstrate your strength of character and really stick it to Dad and Celeste.
Rent Reusable Moving Boxes
You’re already grieving the loss of your luxurious lifestyle and adjusting to your new existence as a common person with a job; you don’t have the energy to hunt for moving boxes. You can save some money and your sanity by renting reusable moving boxes. Reusable moving boxes are more affordable than buying cardboard boxes, and you never have to see them again — just like Dad and Celeste.
Without movers to help you lug your belongings from your old life as an heiress to your new life as a peasant, you’ll need to pack smart. Distribute the weight evenly so no box is heavier than you can carry. You should also be smart about what you bring. Set some designer bags, limited edition shoes and fine art aside to sell. After all, you won’t need them where you’re going: a one-bedroom walk-up with hollow walls and zero climate control. Thanks a lot, DAD and CELESTE.
Ask Friends to Help You
Something that you’ll learn as you adjust to life among the masses is that true wealth is found in friendship. At least that’s what we tell ourselves. Ask your friends to help you move your furniture and boxes to your new hovel. If you’re afraid of your upper-crust set seeing the reality of your new life, ask your co-workers. Just remember to make it worth their while.
When you’re done moving everything in, ask them to stick around to make a TikTok so you can show Dad and Celeste that you don’t need them — you never needed them!
Prove You Can Do It With Banana Box
Dad and Celeste can’t stop you. Banana Box is here to help you make an easy and fiscally responsible move. Rent reusable moving boxes and get all the supplies you need delivered right to your door and picked back up — with no extra charge. You’ll understand the value of that soon, we promise.
Schedule your Banana Box move online or over the phone at (612) 979-5137.